Midriff Muse

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Midlife Musings, Midriff Expansion (weight gain), Chronicles of Midlife Coming of Age and a few other things

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Archive for February, 2009

Live from the Gold Carpet!

   You probably expected to see this post early Monday morning, as I also fully expected to have it completed.  This year’s Oscar celebration had a lot of elements that were rushed, but by 9pm Sunday all the rush was gone out of me and as of today, Wednesday afternoon, I still have a tender [...]

Gingerbread Toilet

This was actually written in July of 06.  Recent events have brought it to mind so I have decided to share this previously unpublished musing.
When I run, I get flushed. When a toilet gets flushed, it is not supposed to run. It is supposed to fall silent, after a brief interval: there should be no [...]